Every TOP 10 video ever

Every TOP 10 video ever
Channel	jacksfilms
Series	PMS
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Published on	May 9th, 2016

Every TOP 10 video ever is a PMS episode making fun YouTubers that make list-based videos (like Matthew Santoro and WatchMojo). This wasn't the first time Jack has parodied Top 10 lists.

The video was made soon after it was revealed that Matthew Santoro's lists were plagiarised. Though Jack never directly said that the video was about Matthew, it was pretty obvious.

The video's content is dum

Synopsis

In a form of a top-ten list, Jack lists 10 things that "list-makers" do, in, of course, a parody form.

Script

Jack: Hi! I'm an overly-enthusiastic toolbox, and here are the top 10 things every top 10 video does.

Number 10: Annoying host. Every top 10 list has an unnecessary narrator, that sounds way too excited! We also make cringy jokes and speak very unnaturally, much like this!!!

Number 9: Length. Every top 10 list on YouTube is far too long - usually around 10 minutes, and often longer! You could just make a list all 10 items from the countdown, but that wouldn't make a lot of AdSense, so streeech it out! And don't forget about the shit jokes, talk about cringe!!!

Number 8: Filler! Every top 10 list has a little filler. They can't all be winners.

Number 7: Don't steal. *looks out of the frame like he is reading* When making a top 10 list, it's important not to steal whole articles verbatim. Don't just go to sites like Wikipedia and copy paragraphs word-for-word. Try to repurpose the facts and material in your own voice!

Number 6: Alcohol. *chugs drink* Ain't doin' this shit sober.

Number 5: Music. Music is a great way to mask the spirit-crushing monotony of watching top 10 lists. You want something really basic to fill in that little hole where entertainment should be. And make sure the track doesn't have a melody or harmony. Like a garage band loop!.. (sarcasticly) Smoking.

*burps* Number 4: Cool Graphics. Since all top 10 videos are pretty long, you're gonna want something to look at. Either use clips from movies that aren't yours, or use a green screen to distract the easily distracted.

Number 3: Quantity. (In a darkish voice) You gotta crank those top 10 lists, dude. All day everyday. If you stop, you die.

Number 2: Comments! At the end of every top 10 video, the host usually says something like: "Which items did you want to see on our list? Let us know in the comments below!", but the truth is we-- we really don't care. Like, our job is done, we made the video, we made the list. And while you guys are arguing in the comment section over your favourite Final Fantasy characters, or whatever, we've already filmed the next 20 episodes. Truth hurts.

And number 1: Ad$sen$e!!! *chugs drink* Now that you're a millionare, it's time to put all that AdSense to good use, and buy something really cool. (screams) How about a fucking soul?

*outro plays - "Last week's parody - Every Leafyishere video ever"*

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Every TOP 10 video ever